>>Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!
Liz: Ouch!
Amy: The fuck? Is that supposed to be sexy?
Negs: Hey, baby... let me bomb your womb with my huge cannon. *wink wink*
Liz: Holy shit that sounds really painful. Like... I imagine women ending up in the hospital after that.
Reg: I'm pretty sure thats a Negaduck pickup line.
>>"Lead your boner to leadership"
Amy: Onward, boner... to glory!
Megavolt: How do you...?
Negs: Still clueless I see. I lead mine to victory every day.
Liz: I have never seen you with a girl.
Negs: You could *waggle eyebrows*
QJ: *glares*
>>Gay Rights Terrorist Kills Eight in fabulous Bombing
Liz: Fab-u-lous! *wrist flip*
Reg: I don't see whats so fabulous about eight people dying!
Licky: I'm sure it involved lots of rainbows.
Amy: And sparkles.
Liz: Choreographed dancing.
>>Hey, are you the guy who cannot make love?
Negs: Hell no!
Liz: TMI
Negs: We all know you want me, Liz.
QJ: *growls*
Negs: Try it, clown.
Liz: Knock it off.
>>Get yourself an absolute death to any herpes.
Amy: Death to herpes!
Negs: Death to idiots.
Liz: Death to idiots with herpes!
Reg: Isn't that how most STDs generally go?
Liz: I dunno, most of the adverts I see for herpes have everyone all happy and carefree.
Licky: I know right? Its like "I have genital warts and I couldn't be happier!"
>>Boy eats cats daily
Reg: ...What?
Liz: Cat. The other white meat.
Negs: Are you knobs really that dense?
Amy: I get it.
Liz: Me too.
Megavolt: I don't.
>>You better work, bitch!
Liz: Yeah, bitch! Get a fucking job!
QJ: We're not here to support your ass.
Amy: Get out of the hideout and DO something with yourself!
Licky: You're a disgrace! I am ashamed!
>>Lord that prick is heroic
Amy: Must be talking about Darkwing.
Negs: Dipwing is just a prick.
Liz: Takes one to one one, Negs.
Negs: I will kill you.
>>Ride her like a mofo
QJ: Like a boss!
Liz: Yeah, dawg!
Negs: Are these people all morons?
Liz: Most of them, yeah.
>>This wine has been drunk before
Licky: Martys Discount Liquor: Get Drunk for Less.
QJ: I don't drink.
Liz: I do sometimes. You had wine at the wedding.
QJ: Oh yeah, okay I drank once.
Negs: Alcohol helps me to escape from this bullshit.
>>My heartbeat are killing me!
Negs: I'll be killing you in a moment.
Liz: My heartbeat ARE killing me?
Licky: All our base are belong to you!
Amy: Grammarz.
>>Bufflehead!
Reg: Well thats uncalled for.
Liz: Right. Theres no need for names.
Negs: Maybe thats what I'll call all you idiots.
Liz: I like "knobs" better.
Negs: Cause you are one.
>>punish her - to have sex 10 hours in a row???
Negs: Thats a punishment? "If you don't do as I say I will make you have ten hours of sex!"
Liz: Thats really not as good as it sounds.
Amy: Not for the girl anyway.
Liz: Yeah things go dry.
Megavolt: I don't... understand the question marks there.
Negs: I don't think the sender can even believe thats a punishment.
>>the most powerful weapon for your sex battles
Negs: Shotgun or chainsaw?
Liz: Sex battles, Negs.
Negs: Like I said, shotgun or chainsaw?
Liz: What kind of sex are you having?
Negs: Wouldn't you like to know?
>>lead your boner to victory
Liz: Didn't we already do this?
Amy: Yeah, we lead him to leadership.
>>HELLO FRIEND
Reg: HI
Liz: HEY
QJ: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
Negs: Why are we yelling?
Liz: I DON'T KNOW
>>Eat shit and die
QJ: Well that escalated quickly.
Reg: Now that was REALLY uncalled for.
Liz: What happened to being friends?
>>Your mom
Liz: Donchu be talkin' 'bout my mama, son.
QJ: You don't know my mama, son.
Negs: Yeah I know your mama, I fucked her last night.
Liz: Negaduck!
Negs: Elizabeth!
>>Ufjpi
QJ: And a fine googly poo to you as well.
Liz: That is not any language I have ever seen.
Negs: I know the language of my chainsaw up your ass.
Liz: You need to learn the language of shut the fuck up.
Negs: You're first on the list, Liz
Liz: QJ, Negs is getting kinky with me.
Negs: Whats that knob gonna do, attack me with a teddy bear?
>>necati Tjvjqme
Megavolt: I think they're trying to communicate.
Reg: Are you certain thats not a real language?
Liz: Pretty sure.
Negs: Its the language of morons, you knobs should know it.
Liz: We love you too, Negsy.
Negs: Gross.
Amy: Was that the last one.
Liz: For now.
-Finis-