Drench Darkwing in gasoline
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Strike a match and hear him scream
Fa la la la la, la la la la
See the hero burn to ashes
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Aren't you glad you played with matches
Fa la la la la, la la la la
As Darkwing feels displeasure
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Negs sneaks off to steal some treasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
The Fearsome Five will kick some asses
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Cause theres no hero to save the masses
Fa la la la la, la la la la