On the last day of the convention, Liz found Darkwing looking rather disappointed and defeated. "I can't believe he didn't even try one thing," the hero told the girl.
"I told you he wouldn't."
"What are you doing, reforming him?"
"No," Liz replied, "I don't want him totally reformed, but hes learned to accept that I play video games. Negs was here the other day, but he left cause he didn't want to deal with you."
"Great, I've been here this whole time for nothing," Darkwing huffed.
"Well you got to see me, thats something. We don't see each other enough."
"Yes, I guess thats true."
"QJ is jealous of Negs."
"Why?"
Liz smiled, "Cause I'm in love with him."
Darkwing blinked, "You're WHAT?"
"I'm in love with Negs," the girl replied. "Why do you think I always forgive him?"
"Oh, Liz, honey, you can do better."
"I married Quackerjack. I think being attracted to criminals comes naturally to me."
"Does Negaduck know?" He asked her.
"Yeah, pretty sure hes got a good idea. You know he showed up at the wedding."
"Did he?"
"Yeah but he stayed hidden. Thats what I said I had to take care of after the ceremony was over."
"He actually likes you," Darkwing was shocked.
"In his own way. He may have tried to kill me, but hes grown fond of me."
"You've really got a knack for turning criminals around."
"I wouldn't say that," she told him, "but I've certainly got a knack for making them like me."
"I'm pretty amazed, I don't think anyone in St. Canard can do what you do. How do you do it?"
"By being there when they need me," she replied. "It also helps that most of them think I'm hot."
Darkwing smiled, "Well you are a very attractive young woman."
"I gotta go," she told him, "I wanna get home before it gets late. It was nice spending time with you, Darky."
"Take care, Liz."
Liz arrived home that night, pleased to find the house spotless. Quackerjack was nowhere to be seen, and Liz figured he was out with Megavolt somewhere. He had managed to keep his promise and not attack the convention, and the girl was more than proud of him for it.
She had just tossed her keys onto the counter when the phone on the wall began to ring. Picking up the device the girl spoke into it, "Hello?"
"Piss-ant."
"Oh hey, Negs, didja need something?"
"Your husbands in jail," Negaduck replied from the other end.
Liz sighed, "What did he do this time?"
"We hit the first national bank tonight. Quackerjack was the only one caught."
"Why are you letting me know?"
"Just thought I'd give you a heads up."
Liz grinned, "Somethng tells me thats not the only reason you called."
"Nope, thats it."
"Are you SURE, Negs? You didn't just want to hear my voice?"
"And so what if I did?"
"You know QJ is jealous of you, right?"
"Why, because his wifes got the hots for me?"
"Yeah," she replied.
"If only you hadn't married that clown," Negaduck said, "I could have shown you what a real man was like."
"You're a real man?"
"Girl I will shove my chainsaw up your ass."
"I bet thats not the only thing you'd like to shove up my ass."
"Getting kinky with me, Elizabeth?"
"You wish. I better go bail my husband out. Thanks for giving me the heads up."
"Yep, later, piss-ant."
"Bye Negsy."
Hanging up the phone Liz grabbed her car keys. Well, at least Quackerjack had kept his promise to her. But now he was grounded.
-Finis-