>>I resign my employmemt
Liz: I like my jobs.
Negs: Even the fast food?
Liz: Being manager has perks.
Megavolt: Yeah, free food.
>>I did not hate it
Negs: Then why did you resign?
QJ: I love my job. I quit.
Liz: Thanks. I hate it.
Reg: No, he said he didn't hate it.
>>What happened was:
Megavolt: Darkwing Duck showed up and ruined everything.
Liz: Leave Darky alone.
Negs: I'll leave him alone right after I murder him.
Amy: What happened was I was a shitty employee so I had to resign.
QJ: Seems like that would just get you fired.
Liz: They can't fire you if you quit first.
>>I got a flavor of what actual moneymaking was.
Licky: A flavor I can get behind.
Negs: Actual money making? Walk into bank, take money.
QJ: Why is money making one word?
Liz: Cause this is spam and thats how spam works.
>>The machine is producing $600 a day
Liz & Negs: I want one!
Licky: I'd like one too.
Amy: I think we all would.
QJ: Just think of all the toys I could make with that money.
Liz: Maybe its best if you don't have a machine like that.
QJ: My toys are just fine.
Liz: Sure, if you don't want to live very long.
>>I produced even more when
Amy: I got off my lazy ass and started doing actual work.
Licky: Don't rely on cheap machines to make money for you.
Liz: Seems like a good deal to me.
Megavolt: Right? I bet if I made friends with the machine I could make even more.
Amy: I really don't think theres a machine that can produce money for you.
Negs: Printing press.
Amy: Thats counterfeiting.
Licky: Thats Negaduck.
>>I began working complete time...
QJ: As apposed to incomplete time.
Reg: Maybe he means working full time.
Liz: Yeah you usually make more when you work full time.
Negs: How much do you make, Liz?
Liz: I make enough. I can afford payments on a two bedroom house.
QJ: Her journalist job pays more than you think.
Negs: I know who to hit up when I need money.
Liz: Not even in your dreams, Negs.
>>Must I say more?
Negs: Please do, I want to know more.
Liz: Negs just wants an easier way to make money.
Amy: Cause robbing banks is so hard.
Reg: Well, then you have to deal with Darkwing Duck.
Liz: Somehow I doubt this is legit.
Negs: Like I said, printing press.
Amy: Well, I mean, hes got a point.
Liz: Yeah that could produce $600 a day or more.
Negs: Maybe I should invest in a printing press.
Liz: Because that won't attract the attention of Darky.
Negs: Then he gets chainsaw to the face.
Reg: Is that the end of the email?
Liz: Yep, and we learned nothing except that counterfeiting is wrong and illegal.