Random MSTing of a spam email I found online. I thought the email was funny and I've been wanting to do a MST with the guys and my OCs.
>>Before you read this, PLEASE do not share this message with anyone
...this is just for you.....
Liz: Just for which one of us though?
QJ: Maybe its for all of us.
Liz: But it doesn't say... nevermind.
Reg: The random ellipsis make it seem so mysterious.
Liz: I know right?
>>Hello, my name is Vin,
Amy: And I'm an alcoholic.
All: HI VIN!
>>I am a master seduction artist,
Neg: Hey, me too.
Megavolt: Right, and I'm the Queen of England.
Negs: *glares* Shut it, Sparky.
Liz & QJ: *snobby posh voices* We are not amused!
>>and I have developed
Negs: A new way to exterminate people that piss me off?
QJ: New toys?
Reg: A way to save the trees?
>>an exciting sexy mind control technique
QJ: Blah!
Licky: Which can be yours for ten payments of $19.99. Call now!
Negs: Why the hell would I want that?
Liz: Hey, you could mind control Darkwing.
Amy: Somehow the idea of Negs using a "sexy" mind control technique on Darkwing is highly amusing.
Negs: Shut your pie hole, woman! And that reminds me, who the hell keeps sending me artwork of me and Dipwing making out?
Reg: I think thats Liz.
Liz: It is not!
Negs: Better not be.
>>that I am sharing with a select few men today.
Licky: Not for the ladies.
Megavolt: You heard him, girls. This is for men only.
Liz: Yeah, and when you become a man, you can read it. Now go to your room, adults are talking.
Amy: Liz!
Liz: Oh, he knows I'm just kidding. I love you, El.
Megavolt: Ditto, Lizzy!
Negs: Thats disgusting.
>>This sexy mind control technique will give you the ability to
Negs: Conquer the world!
Licky: Put competitors out of business!
Reg: Save the trees!
Amy: You used that one already.
Reg: Oh... uhh... start an army of mutant flowers!
Megavolt: Free all the enslaved light bulbs!
Liz: MELT FACES WITH LASER VISION!
All: *blink*
Negs: I knew there was a reason I liked you.
>>LEGALLY control a woman's mind and get her to do anything that you want her to do.
QJ: Like playing with my toys. *glares at Liz*
Liz: Look, sweets, its like I told ya, I like to admire them from afar.
Negs: I got a mind control technique for ya, its called my chainsaw in your face. Now fetch me a beer, wench!
Amy: I know you did NOT just call me a wench.
QJ: Well you are a waitress.
Amy: Get your own beer, Negaduck. I'm off the clock.
>>And when I say ANYTHING, I mean ANYTHING.......just use your imagination.
QJ: I tried to use my imagination once, but people said it scared small children.
Reg: Your imagination scares ME, Quacky.
Liz: It scares all of us, Reg. It scares all of us.
Negs: I like to imagine the girls doing my laundry and rubbing my feet and fetching me beers.
Liz & Amy: In your dreams!
>>Now, these techniques are
Licky: Going fast! Act now!
Liz: Possibly painful and expensive.
Megavolt: Like all the schemes Licky comes up with.
>>so EASY to learn, that you will master them in just a few days.
Negs: No need. Like I said, I got a chainsaw.
Liz: You expect me to believe you can master mind control in just a few days? It took me years to master the piano.
Reg: Apparently mind control is easier.
QJ: Yeah, no sheet music to read.
>>Here's the problem,
Negs: Its bogus!
Licky: Supplies have run out, but we can send you our complimentary tape "How to Pole Dance Like a Pro" for no extra charge.
QJ: Hey, I think Liz has that.
Liz: I am going to kill you.
>>these mind control techniques are so powerful that
Liz: YOU WILL MELT FACES!
Negs: Ha! Now I kinda do want it.
Amy: You would.
>>it may not be legal for too much longer for me to share them with other people.
Licky: Illegal mind control. Make your boss cluck like a chicken, turn women into your unwitting slaves, seek revenge on caped superheros.
Liz: Available in most black markets and seedy underbellys.
>>So if you want to learn how to CONTROL a woman's mind,
Amy: Send a self addressed, stamped envelope to "This shit is totally bogus, 123 Fake Crap st".
Liz: Don't forget to include your ten payments of $19.99.
Licky: Checks and money orders accepted!
>>then you will need to watch my short video now while it's still LEGAL.
Liz: Somehow, I don't think making a woman into your slave could ever be considered legal.
QJ: Women do it to men all the time. Its called marriage.
Liz: Ha ha, very funny. I'll remember that.
Reg: Someones sleeping on the couch tonight.
Negs: Well that was stupid. Now wheres that beer I wanted?
Amy: Still in the fridge where you haven't gotten off your ass to get it yet.
Reg: I thought this was fun. Lets do it again!
Liz: Sure, right after I go find more pictures of Negs and Darky making out.
Negs: I knew it! You are SO dead, you little twit!
-Finis-
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