Beef. Thats all. Just beef.
>>Subject: Delight in Imagine that this is bigger and moreover, stays big forever!
Amy: Oh god... I know where this one is going.
Liz: Mwahahahaha!
Negs: Where do you get this shit?
Liz: Random google searches.
>>New New
Megavolt: Old Old
QJ: Two "new"s means its more newer.
Amy: More newer?
Liz: Grammarz. You can has some.
>>Put aside any doubts and stuff,
Liz: And stuff... like, dude, I got all these doubts and stuff.
QJ: Well put them aside!
>>this terrific product for smart males
Negs: Must be for me then. Everyone get the hell out.
Liz: Ha ha!
Licky: Women and dumb men need not apply.
>>really does what you need!
Liz: Cleans my house?
Negs: Tortures and kills people?
QJ: Destroys all video games?
Liz: Not even!
>>Thousands of men notice huge
Liz: Unexplainable rashes after using this product.
Reg: Leaf eating parasites.
Licky: Hard water stains.
>>differences in the way they operate their beef machinery.
All: ...
Negs: The hell!?
Liz: Hahahahaha!
Megavolt: *blinks* You shouldn't make machinery out of beef, thats just silly.
Negs: Someone slap him.
>>Ladies will fight over
Liz: Beef! Hahahaha!
QJ: Oh thats real mature.
Amy: Like you're one to talk.
Reg: Oh my gosh... this is an email for...
Liz: Beef! Its a beef ad!
>>the chance to get into your bed!
Amy: I suddenly have this mental image of a dozen women clawing each others eyes out while screaming "No! I'm getting into his bed tonight, bitch!"
Negs: Yeah, thats pretty much an average day for me.
Liz: Riiiiiiight.
>>You'll be dazzled to last for hours and hours
Liz: Why would you want to?
Amy: Yeah, thats not really as great as people seem to think it is.
Negs: Is for the guy. The loon agrees with me, don't ya Quackers?
QJ: If I say anything, Liz will beat me up.
Liz: Good call, love.
Negs: *cough*WHIPPED*cough*
>>with your new stronger, longer bed tool.
Liz: *pulls a hammer and wrench from seemingly nowhere* Bed tools!
Megavolt: Where did those come from?
Liz: Negsy taught me how to pull random items from thin air.
Licky: Liz and Negaduck, generating random items and weaponry at discount prices.
>>You don't need to spend huge money on luxury items -
Amy: Because most of them are probably fake.
Licky: Don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
Negs: Yeah, spend your money on crap items.
>>it all will be worthless without decent physical equipment.
Negs: I think this entire email is worthless.
Megavolt: Agreed. I still think making machinery out of beef is stupid.
Liz: *giggles*
Amy: Grow up, Liz!
>>Lil ah sick, big a get better.
Liz: Speak English sometimes good I can.
QJ: Like this pretty well do I.
>>Actions speak louder than words.
Negs: I totally agree. *revs chainsaw*
Liz: Not those kinds of actions, Negs.
Reg: I think they mean... suave actions used to.. erm, bed a lady.
Negs: *scoffs* Like you know anything about being suave, Veggie. Whens the last time YOU had a girl?
Reg: ... *sighs*
Liz: Negs!
Negs: Just being honest.
>>Laugh and the whole world laughs with you,
Amy: Not when its Negaduck thats laughing.
QJ: Yeah, but thats cause hes probably trying to kill you.
Negs: I'm flattered at how well you knobs know me.
>>cry and.. you have to blow your nose.
Megavolt: ...hes got a point.
QJ: Yeah, thats the first thing in this email thats made sense.
Liz: Thats like... kinda redundant.
>>A constant guest is never welcome.
Negs: Yeah, get the hell out!
Liz: *shakes fist* You kids get off my lawn!
QJ: Don't make me get the hose!
Licky: I'm the hose!
Megavolt: Oh god please no!
Amy: Relax, they're joking.
>>Keep your chin up For their feet run to evil,
Liz: Why did we go from advertising sexual enhancements to being all zen?
QJ: *soothing* Relaaaaaax and let your worries slip away, like the gentle flow of a stream.
Liz: Why do I suddenly have a craving for Crazy Kevins Classic Cocktail Weenies?
Licky: Great for parties!
>>and make haste to shed blood.
Amy: Okay, that must have been meant for Negs.
Negs: I actually know this technique to drain all the blood from a body without leaving a mark on it.
All: *slowly move away*
Negs: Of course its more fun to leave marks. *revs chainsaw again*
Liz: Is that the end of the email?
Amy: Looks like it.
Licky: Enhance your performance and practice being zen at the same time!
Megavolt: I still don't get the beef machinery. Seems like that would be messy.
Liz: *giggles*
-Finis-