>>From: Tabatha McLeod
Liz: Of the clan McLeod.
Amy: There can be only one!
>>Hello there.
QJ: Well, hi!
Reg: Nice to meet you.
Negs: How many of these are we gonna do?
Liz: Depends on how many I find.
>>I Nataliya.
Reg: Hi, Nataliya. I Reginald.
Megavolt: I Robot.
Liz: I knew it! Wheres the wind up key?
Megavolt: Hey... what are you.. stop that!
Negs: ... "From: Tabatha McLeod" ..."I Nataliya."
Liz: I sense shenanigans!
>>I have been looking for you all over the world.
Megavolt: Literally?
Licky: Shes racking up her frequent flier miles.
Amy: Traveling the world in search of someone you've never met.
QJ: The ultimate game of hide n seek!
>>Where have you been?
Liz: Right here, duh!
Licky: Always in the last place you look.
QJ: Thats redundant. Of course its in the last place you look!
>>I'm glad that you took that chance to try this site
Negs: What site?
Amy: Probably some sort of dating site.
QJ: For morons.
Negs: Should be right up your alley then.
>>because i been wanting to meet
Negs: Someone that can teach me to type correctly.
Liz: Negsy is a grammar nazi.
Negs: You're damn straight.
>>some one like you for along time but i haven
Reg: Thats a pretty good show.
Amy: What?
Reg: Haven.
Liz: Its okay. I like Eureka and Warehouse 13 better.
Megavolt: Warehouse 13 is awesome.
>>been ble to fine that person untill now.
Liz: I don't wanna be fined!
Megavolt: I was fined for littering once.
Negs: I'm starting to think the internet is full of nothing but people who can't type.
Amy: Yeah, pretty much.
>>We should chat and get to know each other more.
QJ: Thats usually the idea when chatting.
Megavolt: Lets chat and not get to know each other.
>>Hope to hear back from you.
Negs: Not likely.
Liz: Whassa matter, Negsy... not interested in online dating?
Negs: That depends, how interested are you in my chainsaw up your ass?
Liz: ... Well, I like kinky, but I think thats a bit much for me.
Negs: Well then there you go.
>>Please reply only to my personal e-mail
Megavolt: Aren't all emails personal?
Amy: Not work emails.
Licky: Yes, but the other mail order brides get jealous.
Reg: This seems like a good way to meet the wrong person.
Liz: u gonna get raped
Liz & QJ: *singing* Hes climbing in your windows, hes snatchin' yo people up, tryin' to rape 'em. So ya need to hide your kids hide your wife, hide your kids hide your wife, hide your kids hide your wife... and hide your husband, cause they rapin' everybody out here!
Liz: That was awesome.
-Finis-
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