>>SUBJ:You might not keep me in your heart me but I remember what makes you horny!
Amy: Why is there a random "me" in the middle of that sentence?
Liz: Clearly they're addressing themselves.
Megavolt: I always send emails to myself.
>>Hello, ardent womanizer!
Liz: Its for you, Negs.
Negs: Very funny.
Reg: Negs doesn't strike me as a womanizer.
Liz: Who knows what he does when we're not around?
Amy: Or who he does.
>>You have helped me to find my real sensual self some time ago.
Megavolt: Did you lose it?
QJ: Apparently.
Liz: Its okay though cause we helped them to find it.
>>Now when I see you in social nets
Amy: Social nets, when you need to catch more than one person at a time.
Licky: Gotta Catch 'Em All. Online Dating.
>>I wish I could reward you for your creative ideas of the past.
QJ: I wish someone would reward me for my creative ideas.
Liz: Your creative ideas could kill people.
QJ: Theres nothing wrong with my toys.
Reg: Sure, thats why your wife won't even play with them.
QJ: *glares*
>>I realize that I am hot now.
Liz: I didn't realize I was hot before.
Negs: I've always known.
Amy: Did our creative ideas make them realize they were hot?
Liz: If only QJs creative ideas were as harmless.
QJ: *pouts* Even my own wife.
>>Do not hesitate to have a look at my profile.
Negs: I'd rather not.
Liz: Still not into online dating, Negsy?
Negs: Still not into my chainsaw up your ass?
Liz: You wanna get kinky with me?
Negs: You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Licky: Negaduck; Making Threats Seem Sexy since 1992
>>I will upload my sexy photos in a moment and grant you total access to them.
Megavolt: Okay I totally get this one.
Negs: Its about time.
Amy: And I didn't even have to explain it to him.
>>We are in different cities but let us enjoy extreme dating online!
Amy: She must be in Duckburg.
Liz: Extreme dating? Is that like extreme sports?
Licky: Well you can probably hurt yourself doing either.
Negs: How do you extreme date over the internet?
Reg: Why would you even want to?
Negs: That might be the only way you can find a girl, Veggie.
>>I am waiting for you.”
QJ: Random quotation mark!
Negs: How many of these must we read?
Liz: I said it depended on how many I found. We took a long break, but I'm looking for spam again.
Negs: Wonderful. Remind me to kill you later.
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