>>Subject: Your sausage will become huger than ever before.
Negs: I thought we were done with these.
Liz: I found another one.
Megavolt: Sausage is good with eggs.
Amy: Oh this will be a good one, I just know it.
>>Making love is always pleasant
Liz: Sure is.
Negs: Damn straight.
QJ: Its alright.
Liz: Alright?
QJ: I mean, its great.
Amy: QJ would rather play with toys.
>>especially when the girl you love screams
QJ: Liz doesn't scream, but she gets loud sometimes.
Liz: I'm gonna hit you with something.
Negs: I've got a crowbar.
Reg: Why do you always find the most perverted emails?
Liz: I purposely search for them.
>>from a great satisfaction that she achieves while your tool gets inside the deepest parts of her flower!
Liz: Now I'm picturing someone violating a rosebush with a wrench.
Amy: Sounds kinky.
Reg: Leave the poor roses alone.
>>According to the statistics
Licky: That we just made up on the spot.
Liz: I have a pie chart.
QJ: I made a graph
>>some close relations bring people together
Liz: Duh, thats how you bring people together.
Negs: I don't do close relations.
Amy: Negs is the bed 'em them dump 'em type.
Liz: I was gonna say bed 'em then kill 'em.
Negs: Nah I just dump 'em.
>>better than any soul relations and inner world.
Negs: I have an inner world. Its my happy place where I'm not putting up with you knobs or being forced to read this crap.
Liz: Isn't that what the Negaverse is for?
Negs: Yeah but I can't be there all the time.
Reg: Soul relations seem like they'd be pretty close.
Liz: QJ and I pledged our souls to each other.
QJ: We did?
Liz: Yeah what do you think that whole ceremony was for, just for the fun of it?
>>That’s why it comes obvious that if you want to conquer
Negs & Liz: St. Canard.
Negs: *blinks* You just keep trying to get on my good side.
Liz: You don't have a good side.
Negs: True.
>>the girl’s heart you ought to be a monster in her bed.
QJ: Monsters belong under the bed and in closets.
Megavolt: Why would you want a monster in your bed.
Negs: Amy are you not teaching him about the birds and the bees?
Amy: I don't want to confuse him too much.
>>Every girl love large tools,
Liz: Not true, motion of the ocean.
Amy: Yeah, bigger isn't always better.
Licky: Well these companies do seem to stay in business. Maybe I should look into the male enhancement market.
Liz: I don't even want to know what your ads would be like.
Reg: Full of fake schemes, just like this one.
>>so that’s time for you to look at your device
Negs: Which one? I got a chainsaw, a shotgun, a crowbar, several knives.
Liz: Not those devices, Negs.
Megavolt: I'm not following any of this.
Negs: Seriously Amy, teach him something.
Reg: One of us should stay innocent.
Liz: El isn't innocent, hes just not bright.
Megavolt: If you plug me into the wall I am.
Amy: *sighs*
>>and decide whether you are able to satisfy your girlfriend or not.
Liz: Because simply looking at your device is the best way to tell if you can satisfy a woman.
Negs: Its never failed me before.
Liz: Negaduck, no one wants to know about your device.
Negs: Not what I hear, huh Lizzy?
Liz: *blushes* Shut up.
>>Obviously your tool is not that big
Negs: I beg to differ.
Megavolt: I've got a pretty big pipe wrench at the light house.
Licky: Megavolt; Totally Clueless since 1975.
Amy: Its best if he stays that way.
>>to provide the wonderful pleasure
Liz: Of gardening and home improvement.
QJ: That reminds me, we need more fuses.
Liz: Did El mess with the fuse box again.
Megavolt: Nah, I just tried to charge my battery and it used too much power.
Liz: Figures.
>>and you are risking for your girl to break up with you.
Liz: QJ I'm leaving you for someone with a bigger pipe wrench.
Negs: How about a crowbar?
Liz: I will pass.
Negs: Not what I hear.
Liz: Amy I'm gonna kill you.
Amy: He threatened me.
>>So, hurry up to change your lifestyle and inner look.
QJ: Can these pills change your inner look too?
Amy: Apparently they can turn you into a whole new person.
Liz: They also cure most STDs and can help you learn a new language in only thirty days.
Licky: And they can be yours for the low, low price of $29.99.
>>Our enlargement pills are definitely what you need to take in,
Liz: Your mouth, I hope.
QJ: Could be suppositories.
Amy: Gross.
Reg: Do people actually buy this stuff?
Liz: Only desperate men.
Amy: Ah, so Negaduck.
Negs: Woman, I will kill you.
>>in order to keep stable relations or make them tighter.
Amy: How do these pills make anything tighter?
Liz: Well if the device is big enough...
Megavolt: Wait a minute, I think I get it now. This is an add for plumbing.
Amy: Close, dear, close.
Negs: If you don't tell him, I will.
Liz: Because you're the best person to give that kind of talk.
Negs: I'll have you know, I've got a lot of experience.
Liz: I didn't need to know that.
Negs: Are you SURE, Liz?
Liz: Shut the fuck up.
>>All the information about our enlargement pills
Licky: Was made up off the top of our heads.
Liz: Right this second.
QJ: They also make wives play with your toys.
Liz: Not those toys, sweetheart.
Negs: If I hear one more word about your sex life, I will shoot both of you.
>>and the effect they may give you
Amy: Swelling
Liz: Fever
Reg: Rashes
Negs: Severe rectal bleeding.
Liz: Ew!
Licky: If erection lasts more than four hours, consult your nearest doctor.
>>is available at our site.
Liz: www.fakecrap.com
Amy: I was gonna say www.bigpeen.com
Negs: I should put that domain name on hold.
Liz: Thats more information that anyone needs, Negsy.
Negs: Oh, I know you're just dying to know more.
Liz: I will use your own chainsaw on you.
Megavolt: What does any of this have to do with sausage?
Amy: *sighs*
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