Frank wants your acconuts!
>>HELLO.
Amy: HELLO
Megavolt: HI THERE
Liz: HOW ARE YOU?
QJ: ALL CAPS MAKES YOU IMPORTANT.
>>MY NAME IS
All: Slim Shady!
>>FRANK
Megavolt: I thought Slim Shadys name was Marshall Mathers.
Amy: Maybe Frank is his lesser known cousin.
Negs: Why is he yelling?
Liz: Not everyone understands internet etiquette.
QJ: Sometimes its the only way to get your point across. HI. I'M QUACKERJACK! HOW ARE YOU DOING?
Negs: Do that again, and I will harm you grievously.
>>FROM NIG.
Negs: Nig?
Liz: I think he means Nigeria.
Negs: Well then why not just say Nigeria?
Megavolt: Could be a shortened version of another well known term.
Amy: Somehow I doubt that.
>>i am frank,
Liz: You said that already.
Megavolt: What happened to the caps?
QJ: Yeah now hes not even capitalizing words that should be.
Amy: i find its much easier to type if you don't use any caps
>>son of governor of lagos state of nig.
Negs: Punctuation. Learn you some!
>>i am looking for
Licky: A few good men.
Liz: Something you wanna tells us, Licky?
Licky: ...Shut up, Liz.
Amy: What, no snippy advert comeback?
>>any bank manager over there to contact
Liz: *looks around* Nope.
Negs: I'd like to contact a bank manager too. I have a complaint I'd like to launch against those damn security alarms.
>>i want to have savice acconut over there
Reg: Whats a savice acconut?
Liz: Savings account?
Amy: Acconuts come from Acco trees.
Reg: *snickers*
>>i am coming over there soon to stay
QJ: As opposed to coming over here soon to leave.
Liz: Welcome to America. Now get the hell out!
>>and invest my money
Licky: Overseas bank investments. The only way to go.
Amy: Yeah... I know I always do my investing through random emails to complete strangers.
Megavolt: Doesn't everyone?
>>be fore then i need a bank manager that i can
Negs: Dupe into falling for this ridiculous scheme.
Amy: be fore?
>>have his acconut number
Reg: *singing* I've got a lov-e-ly bunch of acconuts!
Liz: There they are all standing in a row!
Amy: Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!
QJ: Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats what the showman said!
>>let me transfer all my money to him
Negs: Oh, you want to transfer ALL your money? Well in that case yes, I AM a bank manager.
Liz: Nice try, Denise.
Negs: Girl, you are about five seconds away from chainsaw to the face.
>>for my savice accont over there before i come over there
Licky: Periods and commas. They are your friends.
Liz: Aww, did we run out of acconuts?
>>pls if ur a bank manager and you can do if for me
Negs: Please. You're. It. Simple words, people.
Amy: do if for me... pls do if for me
Megavolt: Do what?
Amy: If. Do if.
Megavolt: Gotcha.
>>pls contact me by mail or phoen number
Liz: I'm afraid I don't have a phoen.
QJ: Yeah, we had our phoen disconnected when we upgraded to a phone.
>>i have ($1,hundredand fiftymillion) to transfer to you
Amy: 1 *pause* hundredand fiftymillion.
Megavolt: Whats a hundredand?
Liz: Oh about that much.
Megavolt: What?
Liz: Exactly.
>>4 my starting savice acconut over there
Reg: Yay, the acconuts are back!
Liz: Huzzah!
Negs: So we went from all caps, to no caps, to not even bothering to type out words, to replacing words with numbers.
Liz: Thus is the way of the internet.
>>so contact me let us ga2 talk about it
QJ: ga2?
Liz: My mind wants to read that as got to.
Amy: let us got to talk about it?
Liz: Why not? Sounds important that way. Got to, man! Lets us got to!
>>so bye and god bless you from fr.son.
Liz: bye fr.son
Negs: How hard is it to just type your name?
Megavolt: fr.son?
Amy: I assume Franks son.
Megavolt: I thought he was Frank.
Liz: Don't try to make sense of it, hon... you'll just hurt yourself.
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